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i really didn't find it that funny...

i really didn't find it that funny, i don't see why someone always had to die.
plus, i think you should get a microphone, instead of getting all your voices from coolspeech. it really does get annoying pretty fast.

NOOOOOO!

is it really the end?! tell me it isn't so!!!!

just a note...

just a note, the guy COULD NOT possibly be okay that fast after getting a knock to the nuts, because the entire central nervous system runs straight through the testicles. a hard punch like that could have had him down for over five minutes, wincing in pain.

i like your 'curvy' style, and i definitely think you should add sound.

eep.

the spanish inquisition?! dear god i'm losing my mind. meep meep!

yeah man!

ahahaha! he was killing innocent people! ahahaha!

uhh...

okay i'm confused.
first of all because of the dialogues. wtf is up with them? weird talk.
and secondly because it says it's also a contra parody in the comments, ubt not in the movie.

aah! brain hurts! comments too long!

DYNAKYRIS responds:

Alright, looks like you'll need a little history lesson, since you've missed a few notable events of 2001...

Zero Wing's All Your Base madness was at an apex early that year, and has currently tapered off, as all fads do; the punchline of that whole thing was the fact that the grammar was totally trashed.

The dialogue was intentionally written that way, to uphold the tradition of broken Japanese-translated-English, Engrish, that is so amusing to those who appreciate the whole Zero Wing thing.

Also, I think you've never played Contra: Hard Corps, otherwise that little robot with the gun would've been familiar to you. -_- yarou... If you have a Genesis, you NEED to play that game, because it rocks.

coolish.

this is awesome, except it'd be a lot better if it didn't actually happen in the tv show.

yeah.

essghost, esspat, same difference...

uhh...

that was awesome, but... how come if you replay it, it doesn't go through the whole thing again? it just gets up to the part where he's about to die, then starts again. what's up?

capn-g responds:

I dunno, it was made in a hurry as part of a contest awhile back....I might take it down...

cool.

i liked your graphics and animation.
you should add some short sound clips though.
make more!

you're fired.

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