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Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 490 Points

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/18/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 10/11/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/11/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)

Extreme Gardening

1st Gold Unlocked 3/31/10
10 Points
Your very first gold!
1st Bronze 5 Points Your very first bronze!
1st Silver 10 Points Your very first silver!
Day area 10 Points Complete day area!
Sunset area 25 Points Complete sunset area!
All Bronzes 50 Points Collect all bronzes!
Night area 50 Points Complete night area!
All Golds 100 Points Collect all golds!
All Silvers 100 Points Collect all silvers!

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/360 points)

Friday: The Game

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Disco inferno
Cereal Killer Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
What a nutty way to die!
DERP! Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
Have a Nice Trip! Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
See you next FALL!
Oh Poop Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
You found some poo!
Oh Poop III Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Fall out of the car.
Suicide Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
ZAP! Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral Unlocked 4/27/11
10 Points
Based on a true story.
Partyin, Partyin, NO! Unlocked 4/27/11
25 Points
Just say NO !
Poop Princess Unlocked 4/27/11
25 Points
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic Unlocked 4/27/11
25 Points
Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin Unlocked 4/27/11
50 Points
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic Unlocked 4/27/11
50 Points
Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! Unlocked 4/27/11
50 Points
Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Unlocked 4/27/11
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)

It's a Nice Day Today

Failure to Communicate Unlocked 9/29/09
5 Points
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

One Button Bob

First Kill Unlocked 3/10/10
5 Points
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Stage 1 Unlocked 3/10/10
10 Points
Complete the easy round.
Stage 2 Unlocked 3/10/10
25 Points
Complete the medium round.
Bronze 25 Points Finish with under 400 clicks.
Buttkicker 50 Points Kill the boss.
Silver 50 Points Finish with under 300 clicks.
Stage 3 50 Points Complete the hard round.
Gold 100 Points Finish with under 200 clicks.

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/315 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 7/12/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 7/12/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 7/12/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

Time Fcuk

Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you 10 Points get to level 28
Opinionated 10 Points vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. 10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
The Assent 50 Points Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)