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esspat
you're fired.

Age 38, Male

Doesn't Even Go Here

Melbourne, Australia

Joined on 3/26/02

Level:
46
Exp Points:
23,342 / 23,490
Exp Rank:
830
Vote Power:
8.73 votes
Rank:
Police Officer
Global Rank:
17,656
Blams:
266
Saves:
314
B/P Bonus:
10%
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Medals:
30

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Recent Game Medals

490 Points
Road Kill

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Loseaholic

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Secret medal!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Winaholic

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Partyin, Partyin, NO!

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Have a Nice Trip!

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Poop Princess

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Oh Poop III

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH!

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

Everybody's Rushin

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Oh Poop

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Cereal Killer

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

Suicide

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

DERP!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

ZAP!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Burn Baby Burn!

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno