esspat's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Lurve You Baby!!1!]

w00t!

YSE

Vampire-Clock responds:

WOOHOO!!! \m/

[bacon, bitch!]

OFGM

BEST. MOVIE. EVAR.

GameCubeClock responds:

ogm its essphat. HE IS SO PHAT. danke.

[B gets hit in groin]

OGM

FUNNEH!
GOE IZAX OGM!

Bomb-Clock responds:

TANK U!

[BRITNEY SPEARS HENTAI]

OH NO!

there was too much awesome britney spears porno in that movie and now there is cum all over my monitor! i better wipe it off before my parents see me! OMG that was so cool!

Bomb-Clock responds:

now there is cum all over my face thanks to the wonders of modern science!

[The old TN episode 2.2]

long-awaited is right!

sweet dude, sweet. this got daily feature, and boy, does it deserve it.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

thanks esspat

[Tomadroit Fight Scene]

cool.

did you jump off the roof backwards and rewind it? cause it didn't look like it. good work man!

tomthinks responds:

Yeah I did. You'll notice the camera doesn't show the ground in that shot.. I layed down some sleeping bags and pillows for me to land on. It took 3 tries to get it right, my legs were getting tired.

[ParoVadius (2002 Version)]

uhh...

okay i'm confused.
first of all because of the dialogues. wtf is up with them? weird talk.
and secondly because it says it's also a contra parody in the comments, ubt not in the movie.

aah! brain hurts! comments too long!

DYNAKYRIS responds:

Alright, looks like you'll need a little history lesson, since you've missed a few notable events of 2001...

Zero Wing's All Your Base madness was at an apex early that year, and has currently tapered off, as all fads do; the punchline of that whole thing was the fact that the grammar was totally trashed.

The dialogue was intentionally written that way, to uphold the tradition of broken Japanese-translated-English, Engrish, that is so amusing to those who appreciate the whole Zero Wing thing.

Also, I think you've never played Contra: Hard Corps, otherwise that little robot with the gun would've been familiar to you. -_- yarou... If you have a Genesis, you NEED to play that game, because it rocks.

[Deletion]

uhh...

that was awesome, but... how come if you replay it, it doesn't go through the whole thing again? it just gets up to the part where he's about to die, then starts again. what's up?

capn-g responds:

I dunno, it was made in a hurry as part of a contest awhile back....I might take it down...

[Earth vs Funk]

right...

okay, that was the freakiest thing i've ever seen...
oh, BTW, i had it on low quality and it still ran slow.

Trapezoid responds:

Yeah, you should try running it on a faster computer. I can barely watch it on my own computer (which is why I made it on a faster machine.)

[Strawberry Clock Dies]

ahhhh...

not the best, but certainly the most uplifting movie i've seen today!

sirevil responds:

if it's so uplifting why did you rate low?