esspat's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[-=Stick Wars Episode I=-]

hahaha!

haven't actually seen the movie myself.
i kept turning to my brother and saying, "did that happen in the movie?"

[Gohan Goes SSJ2]

try again...

y'know, if you didn't have that gay japanese music, the file size would be a shitload smaller.

[Clock MOON Rising]

cool.

loved ya graphics.
didn't get the story.
why is it called clock moon rising when the title is really full moon safari?

[The Clone of Goku]

cool!

a couple of questions and tips.
1. where'd the clone come from?
2. where'd you get your sounds from?
3. don't get kazaa. it has spyware. get kazaa lite (www.kazaalite.com).
4. don't use electricity for goku. this is because there are two types of saiyans: saiyans of lightning and saiyans of fire. goku is a saiyan of fire.
5. keep up the good work (and no, you don't have to listen to my tips, especially if you've already finished the movie.

[Severe - Beating]

what the FUCK?!

1. your sounds were untimed.
2. your graphics sucked.
3. it made no sense.
but the thing that puzzles me most,
the thing that is hurting my brain,
the thing that i need to know is:
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET THE DAILY FEATURE?!?!

[Earth vs Funk]

right...

okay, that was the freakiest thing i've ever seen...
oh, BTW, i had it on low quality and it still ran slow.

Trapezoid responds:

Yeah, you should try running it on a faster computer. I can barely watch it on my own computer (which is why I made it on a faster machine.)

[Star Wars 3: AOS]

that was AWESOME!

man, you guys have great ideas. my only suggestion would be to maybe improve the video quality and sometimes the lightsabres look a bit wonky, but other than that this RULED! totally deserves the daily feature award. comes out on top of most of the crap in the portal.

[We make a Flash Team]

not here

would you people get the message?
if you want to say a simple sentence, and you want people to reply, DO IT ON THE BBS.
maybe you'll find someone there who can make preloaders.