esspat's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BRITNEY SPEARS HENTAI]

OH NO!

there was too much awesome britney spears porno in that movie and now there is cum all over my monitor! i better wipe it off before my parents see me! OMG that was so cool!

Bomb-Clock responds:

now there is cum all over my face thanks to the wonders of modern science!

[Josh Bend Game Trailer]

good movie.

good movie. i look forward to the game. i will now answer all of vibes' questions.

because james bond is cool.
because you were in the way,
to show of yoink's 3d skills.
because yoink's 3d skills aren't THAT good.
because it wanted to.
it's hanging from skyhooks.
in case bacen needs to get to the toilet quick.
because he's special.
because he only needs one arm to ride a motorcycle.
because otherwise he would die.
because this movie was mode before his operation.
because it fell off.
because he doesn't need hands.
because you wanted to find more mistakes.
to give a preview of yoink's upcoming game.
TEH END.

[Heterosexuality Gun]

cool.

hehehe. heterosexuality gun. i need one of them to use on my brother.

[Clock Day 2002]

cool.

I WASN'T IN THE CROWD DAMMIT!
cool movie.

[Jackass-CC]

uh-huh.

i was gonna give you six but you get 8 cause it's CLOCK DAY!!!! YAY!!!!
even though your movie made no sense at all...
and i passed out while watching it...
twice...
...
...make that three times.

[The old TN episode 2.2]

long-awaited is right!

sweet dude, sweet. this got daily feature, and boy, does it deserve it.

Tomorrows-Nobody responds:

thanks esspat

[-=Stick Wars Episode II=-]

sweet dude.

i mean, rob's one was cool and all, but i gotta say this puts it to shame.
awesome. i liked what obi wan saw near the start, that was a sweet idea.

[What's On TV?]

cool.

but why did you draw all your pictures in another program and import them, instead of drawing them in flash? it would've looked a lot better, and reduced filesize.

[10 Things****Fixed****]

yeah.

well, okay, but what did that have to do with shopping with your girl?
oh yeah, and the music gets really annoying after a while, too.

[Tomadroit Fight Scene]

cool.

did you jump off the roof backwards and rewind it? cause it didn't look like it. good work man!

tomthinks responds:

Yeah I did. You'll notice the camera doesn't show the ground in that shot.. I layed down some sleeping bags and pillows for me to land on. It took 3 tries to get it right, my legs were getting tired.